OH POSH :-(
gosh beck shave, who do you think you are? safin? and posh, seriously? ~those~ loubs?
The Possimpible [4.14]
- Robin: I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
- Barney: Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can.
Robin: Yeah, I don’t think they actually did those things, they were just at the bar.
Ted: …right.How I Met Your Mother, 4x21, The Three Days Rule
i love it when those who first joined tumblr post all those pretty and deep shit, and after a while they just post stupid stuff.
(via elephantine)
i miss the old Nickelodeon
hey arnold will always be in my heart
Great Minds Think Alike. Also, Terrible Minds Think Alike.
- Jon (brother): I want to open an Indian restaurant and call it Naan To Five.
- Bryan (friend): Good idea. I'm gonna open a strip club next door called Tajmahballs.
(via molliversykes)
how innaccurate. everybody knows that the whole world don’t sleep at the same time. yes i am bitter.
I’m riding a motherfuckin’ dolphin. Amazing, no?
how the hell did i miss this, i’m not sure.





